If You Laugh, I’m Starting This Book Over

WARNING: THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS BOOK.

Or at least it’s supposed to be. Because there is something VERY BIG and IMPORTANT you’ll find out in the end!

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS?

I’ll tell you under one condition: YOU CANNOT LAUGH.
If you laugh—or snicker, chuckle, titter, snort, or even SQUEAK!—we’re turning back to page one… and we’re STARTING ALL OVER AGAIN.

DON’T MAKE ME DO IT, YOU GIGGLY GOOSE!